Letters to the press, 15/07/22: “I had completely forgotten that Alba MPs Neale Hanvey and Kenny MacAskill were sitting at Westminster, so little have they done since that party came into being”

Letters to the press, 12/07/22: “Can we now add the gift of precognition to Keith Brown, depute leader of the SNP’s, talents? How does he know that “the next prime minister will still not have Scotland’s best interests at heart”. If he is not blessed with these powers, did he ascend to Arthur’s Seat when the moon is waning crescent to speak with a shawl-clad crone to gain this insight?”