Nicola Sturgeon Denies Entire Existence of Alex Salmond
Nicola Sturgeon is now denying the entire existence of her predecessor Alex Salmond in an attempt to save the SNP from further embarrassment. When questioned on this she responded: ‘I can categorically say that I have never seen this man in my life. I have absolutely no idea who he is. I don’t even think […]
Forbes-onomics: A Day at the Seaside
Forbes: “I want ice cream!” Rishi: “But you just had ice cream.” Forbes: “It wasn’t a lot, was it? If you had bought me a bit more, I wouldn’t need to ask now.” Rishi: “Okay then, we’ll get you another cone. Here. Happy now?” Forbes: “And where’s the flake?” Rishi: “A flake?…very well … here […]
